Furrybones Scorchie jppatches we consider this toy to

we consider this toy to be a transdimensional portal into a superior alternate reality

Your sister’s new dress

We enjoy this tea infuser because we like to imagine how happy a little piglet would be in a warm bath

There are four different color schemes and as many personalities as there are vultures

Furrybones Scorchie jppatches we consider this toy toFurrybones Scorchie is a collectible figurine of a skeleton dressed as a dragon holding a toasted marshmallow on a stick. The implication is that the skeleton has used his dragon breath to toast the marshmallow, but from the skeletons expression, none of this is bringing him any pleasure. Adorable!